You're A Beautiful Mess, Darling

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

(Source: homophobic, via fake-mermaid)

neolution:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

fuckyeaheda:

You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

You know when you’re the big spoon and sleeping with someone and they wake up a little and realize you’re holding them and scoot even closer to you then fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

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(via petcanadian)

Cashier: That'll be $4.03

Me: I only have $4...

Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents

Me: ...........

Cashier: ........

Me: what are we?

youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:

njsnowwhite:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Ads: you’re doing it right.

woah i just realized harry lived in a literal closet and his mentor lived in a figurative one

OH MY GOD

youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:

njsnowwhite:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Ads: you’re doing it right.

woah i just realized harry lived in a literal closet and his mentor lived in a figurative one

OH MY GOD

(Source: liveyourlifeasifyoureone, via stoushjogh)

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(Source: vinebox, via lohanthony)

satanss-mistress:

coincidental that everything blurred except that one line?

satanss-mistress:

coincidental that everything blurred except that one line?

(via urltoosad)

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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